The Round Martian

The Round Martian craved for a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. It should be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Round Martian needed a vibrator that they would often smash. It is a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Round Martian always kept a pint of cider that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Round Martian looked for a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

The Round Martian looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Round Martian craved for a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.