The Crypting Martian

The Crypting Martian always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Martian desired a sword that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Martian always kept a ball that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen item.

The Crypting Martian always kept a set square to sleep with. It would have been a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.

The Crypting Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Martian wanted a lava lamp to put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.