His Grumpy Martian

His Grumpy Martian carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Martian desperately looked for a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Martian often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Martian always kept a spade that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Martian needed a wig to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Martian needed a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.