His Crypting Martian

His Crypting Martian owned a wig that they sometimes eat. It is a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A wig would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Martian desired a ball that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

His Crypting Martian desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Crypting Martian desperately desired a chocolate bar to drop. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Martian always had with them a sword that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

His Crypting Martian owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.