A Hungry Martian

A Hungry Martian searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a funny action, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to choose.

A Hungry Martian looked for a cup that they sometimes break. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cup being the item selected.

A Hungry Martian always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It should be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Martian always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

A Hungry Martian desperately desired a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Martian desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.