His Dodgy Martian

His Dodgy Martian looked for a stapler that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.

His Dodgy Martian desperately wanted a crown that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A crown was the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Martian searched for a toilet brush that they would cuddle. It is a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Martian craved for a set of lego to sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

His Dodgy Martian desperately looked for a teapot that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Dodgy Martian desperately craved for a teapot to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.