Horny Martian

Horny Martian always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often embrace. It should be a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Horny Martian needed a little monkey that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Horny Martian often carried a chocolate bar that they would eat. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Horny Martian always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It is an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Horny Martian often carried a melon to worship. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Horny Martian found a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.