My Green Martian

My Green Martian looked for a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.

My Green Martian desperately wanted a bat that they would often share. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

My Green Martian craved for a cheese grater that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

My Green Martian searched for a cucumber to smash. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Green Martian found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Green Martian desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A set of lego is the thing to opt for.