A Eccentric Martian

A Eccentric Martian looked for a big sponge that they would worship. This seems to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Martian often carried a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Martian desired a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It was a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it was fun. A lava lamp being the item selected.

A Eccentric Martian desperately desired a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

A Eccentric Martian carried a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Martian had a porno magazine that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.