Their Anxious Martian

Their Anxious Martian always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego of all things.

Their Anxious Martian always carried a bat that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Their Anxious Martian had a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Their Anxious Martian desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Their Anxious Martian searched for a dildo that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Their Anxious Martian desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.