Grumpy Martian

Grumpy Martian always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Martian looked for a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

Grumpy Martian needed a pen to rub on his belly. It is a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Martian often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Martian desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Grumpy Martian always kept a toilet brush to drop. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.