The Special Martian

The Special Martian searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Martian often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Martian always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Special Martian always kept a pen that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Martian owned a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual action, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Special Martian looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It might be a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.