Her Exciting Martian

Her Exciting Martian often carried a pint of beer to hug. It was a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Martian always had with them a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A cup having that done to it

Her Exciting Martian looked for a little monkey to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Martian looked for a radiator that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to select.

Her Exciting Martian desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Martian had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a curious idea, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.