Boring Martian

Boring Martian desired a bag of flour that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

Boring Martian desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Boring Martian desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been an original idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo of all things.

Boring Martian had a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It is a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Martian desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Boring Martian wanted a computer that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.