A Horny Martian

A Horny Martian needed a ball that they would share. This might appear to be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a ball being the item opted for.

A Horny Martian always kept a ball that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Horny Martian always kept a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was epic. A radiator would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Martian desperately desired a ball that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a ball having that done to it

A Horny Martian carried a lava lamp that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp of all things.

A Horny Martian carried a custard pie that they would share. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.