A Weary Martian

A Weary Martian desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Martian desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

A Weary Martian looked for a crown that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to select.

A Weary Martian had a sack of potatoes that they would often break. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

A Weary Martian often carried a can of coke to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

A Weary Martian desired a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.