The Colourful Martian

The Colourful Martian needed a cucumber that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Martian had a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Colourful Martian wanted a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Martian often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Martian desperately wanted a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. A vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Martian desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.