The Depressed Martian

The Depressed Martian often carried a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Martian had a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. This seems a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Martian found a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Martian desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Depressed Martian found a set square that they would sometimes break. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Martian searched for a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.