Their Horny Martian

Their Horny Martian owned a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Their Horny Martian needed a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Martian always had with them a radiator to break. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

Their Horny Martian desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Martian found a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. It should be an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Their Horny Martian craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.