Her Grumpy Martian

Her Grumpy Martian always had with them a helmet to experiment on. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Martian always kept a can of Tango that they would drop. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Martian always carried a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It should be a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Martian always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Martian wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Martian desired a computer that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the chosen thing.