Fucking Martian

Fucking Martian often carried a mug that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Martian always had with them a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

Fucking Martian found a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Fucking Martian desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Martian desperately needed a wig that they would often drop. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a wig is the item to select.

Fucking Martian owned a vibrator that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.