The Colourful Martian

The Colourful Martian desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally drop. It might be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Martian desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Colourful Martian desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Martian desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It was a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Colourful Martian craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to play with. This seems an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Martian wanted a tomato that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.