The Exciting Martian

The Exciting Martian desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Martian searched for a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. This seems an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Martian desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Martian desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be simply life. A tomato is the item to select.

The Exciting Martian desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Exciting Martian carried a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. It was a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.