The Boring Martian

The Boring Martian always carried a cup that they would put on his head. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Martian desperately needed a sword that they would share. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

The Boring Martian always kept a chocolate bar that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Martian often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Boring Martian carried a big sponge that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Martian desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.