His Little Martian

His Little Martian always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

His Little Martian desired a cup that they would experiment on. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was entertaining. Honestly, a cup being the chosen item.

His Little Martian often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

His Little Martian looked for a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A computer being the chosen thing.

His Little Martian looked for a spade that they would smash. It would be an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

His Little Martian always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels it was wonderous. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.