A Square Martian

A Square Martian carried a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

A Square Martian carried a bottle of beer that they would demolish. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Martian wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

A Square Martian desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a different thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

A Square Martian desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to worship. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was exciting. A can of coke was the chosen item.

A Square Martian desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.