The Different Martian

The Different Martian found a mug that they would occasionally play with. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Martian looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Different Martian desperately craved for a toilet brush to play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Different Martian always had with them a computer to put up their bum. It is an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Martian wanted a little monkey that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Different Martian found a bat that they would often smash. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bat having that done to it