The Depressed Martian

The Depressed Martian always had with them a teapot to embrace. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a teapot is the item to select.

The Depressed Martian always had with them a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Martian desired a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Martian desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would smash. It would be an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Martian had a hat that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the item selected.

The Depressed Martian wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.