A Depressed Martian

A Depressed Martian looked for a melon that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Martian always kept a teapot that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Depressed Martian desperately desired a sponge that they liked to experiment on. It should be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to select.

A Depressed Martian looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

A Depressed Martian desperately desired a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Martian always had with them a wig that they would occasionally smash. It was an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.