The Eccentric Martian

The Eccentric Martian found a teapot that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Martian desperately needed a crown to smash. It is a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Martian always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Martian desired a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber having that done to it

The Eccentric Martian carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

The Eccentric Martian desired a cup that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen thing.