Angry Martian

Angry Martian desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

Angry Martian had a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

Angry Martian wanted a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

Angry Martian wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Angry Martian always had with them a bottle of coke that they would share. It should have been a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Angry Martian owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it