His Scary Martian

His Scary Martian carried a toilet brush that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

His Scary Martian always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

His Scary Martian wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

His Scary Martian searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

His Scary Martian often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It is an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

His Scary Martian owned a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.