A Square Martian

A Square Martian always kept a hat that they would often drop. It might have been a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

A Square Martian desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be out of this world. A bat was the item that was selected.

A Square Martian found a toilet brush that they would put on his head. It should be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush having that done to it

A Square Martian owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

A Square Martian always carried a set square that they would worship. This seems to be a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

A Square Martian owned a dildo that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.