A Grumpy Martian

A Grumpy Martian desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Martian always carried a Harry Potter wand to smash. It would have been a weird operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Martian desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Martian always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. This seems a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Martian desperately searched for a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Martian desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It might be an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.