His Depressed Martian

His Depressed Martian often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

His Depressed Martian often carried a hat that they would drop. It would be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Martian had a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

His Depressed Martian often carried a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Martian always carried a pen that they would often experiment on. This seems a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Martian craved for a custard pie that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.