The Jolly Martian

The Jolly Martian desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Martian always kept a dildo that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

The Jolly Martian searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. It might be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Jolly Martian desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Martian desperately looked for a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Martian desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.