Weary Martian

Weary Martian always carried a cucumber to sit and look at. It is considered to be a new exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Weary Martian desired a sword that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was epic. A sword was the thing that was selected.

Weary Martian found a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

Weary Martian desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was sublime. A set square was the thing that was selected.

Weary Martian always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Weary Martian desired a pint of beer that they would often hug. This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.