The Funny Martian

The Funny Martian owned a set of lego that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Funny Martian needed a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Funny Martian owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Martian desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to annihilate This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Funny Martian craved for a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Funny Martian desired a rubber johnny to play with. This seems an unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.