The Silly Martian

The Silly Martian desperately needed a cup that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Silly Martian desperately wanted a tomato that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Martian needed a teapot that they liked to experiment on. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A teapot is the item to opt for.

The Silly Martian searched for a ball that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was simply life. A ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Martian needed a cheese grater that they liked to hug. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Silly Martian always kept a hat that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be entertaining. Strangely, a hat was the item that was chosen.