A Curious Martian

A Curious Martian desperately searched for a vibrator to cuddle. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Martian wanted a can of coke that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to choose.

A Curious Martian needed a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber having that done to it

A Curious Martian craved for a helmet that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

A Curious Martian wanted a stapler to share. This seems an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Curious Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.