His Silly Martian

His Silly Martian always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

His Silly Martian wanted a rubber johnny that they would often break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

His Silly Martian desperately searched for a teapot that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a teapot would be the item chosen.

His Silly Martian always had with them a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was breathtaking. A custard pie being the thing selected.

His Silly Martian desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to break. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

His Silly Martian desperately looked for a bat that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bat was the item that was opted for.