My Magical Martian

My Magical Martian desperately needed a hat that they sometimes demolish. It was a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

My Magical Martian desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Magical Martian owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

My Magical Martian always had with them a condom that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

My Magical Martian desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Martian often carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.