Her Fat Martian

Her Fat Martian had a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Fat Martian searched for a cucumber that they would often smash. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Her Fat Martian desperately looked for a can of coke to rub on his belly. It would be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

Her Fat Martian looked for a can of Tango that they would break. This might appear to be a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Her Fat Martian always carried a stretchman that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Her Fat Martian desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.