Angry Martian

Angry Martian often carried a chocolate bar to put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be amazing. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Angry Martian found a sword that they would often experiment on. It was a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was wonderous. A sword is the item to choose.

Angry Martian found a pen that they would often drop. It might have been a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.

Angry Martian desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Angry Martian desperately desired a big sponge that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

Angry Martian owned a stapler that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.