A Chinese Martian

A Chinese Martian searched for a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Martian desired a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Martian found a condom to put down their trousers. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Chinese Martian owned a sword that they would often eat. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Martian often carried a melon that they would hug. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

A Chinese Martian had a bag of poop that they would often throw. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.