Their Cheerful Martian

Their Cheerful Martian desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Their Cheerful Martian wanted a condom that they would sleep with. This seems to be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Their Cheerful Martian had a little monkey that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Martian desperately needed a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It would be a curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot having that done to it

Their Cheerful Martian desperately looked for a wig that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Martian desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.