His Bum Loving Martian

His Bum Loving Martian found a sword that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Martian needed a sponge that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Martian looked for a bag of flour that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Martian searched for a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a radiator having that done to it

His Bum Loving Martian craved for a pint of cider that they would experiment on. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Martian wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.