The Handsome Martian

The Handsome Martian desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Martian often carried a painting of a melon that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Handsome Martian looked for a little monkey to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Martian searched for a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. It might be an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was exciting. A teapot being the item selected.

The Handsome Martian desperately looked for a big sponge that they would worship. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Martian needed a cheese grater that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.