Her Funny Martian

Her Funny Martian always kept a bottle of beer to sit and look at. It might be a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Funny Martian craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Her Funny Martian had a dildo that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Funny Martian desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Funny Martian desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Funny Martian desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.