My Bum Loving Martian

My Bum Loving Martian desired a bat that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Martian needed a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Martian always carried a set square to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is wonderous. A set square is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Martian found a dildo that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Martian desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Martian owned a cup that they would often insert somewhere. It was a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup having that done to it